It is with great sadness that we write to tell you that we have had to remove “America’s #1 Winery” from our website.
We have been told that it is an unsubstantiated claim- To which we responded- “But have you tasted this sh*%?”
Even so, we have won zero wine trophies, have not been bestowed as #1 by anyone besides our friends, family, customers, and ourselves.
So even though we reach the end of innocence, when tongue in cheek monikers must be removed for the sake of simply being able to continue what we do. Deep down inside, we fight the power and hope that in hushed tones, in the shadows of the night, we will always be referred as “America’s #1 Winery”
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